Congratulations Andrew!
Some of you may recall Andrew, a fellow gamer and occasional co-host of DTW, but you may not have known he impregnated his wife some 9 months ago. All of his hard work those many moons ago finally came about, and the world is now one small tiny girl person baby larger. Avery is her name, not in full of course, because in America we give human beings several names before we consider it “full”. A hearty congrats to Andrew and his wife Krystal, who put in most of the work at the end of that 9 month span.
If any of you out there know me, you know I cannot let a Kodak moment go by without somehow twisting it. What this means is I have to balance out what I just said, thus ruining what would be a nice moment via my very own work. Lets do this in list form!
- Andrew stated on his twitter that she is the spitting image of himself, this means he is not only a baby but a female as well… or at least was at some point in his life.
- Avery’s full initials are ANJ, I am slightly sad that Andrew missed the opportunity to name her something like “Valorie” or “Veronica” and then follow it up with an appropriate middle name to get the initials VAJ. All is not lost though, he may spawn again.
- If I ever spawn, I am totally getting the initals of VAG though, since my last name starts wigh a G, so I win. Yes, this is regardless of gender.
- Tim could have children with the initials of TIT
- Matt could have children… I am still working on funny initials though for him. Something that ends with a B…. If his last name started with a P the initials of FAP would be highly entertaining.
- Statements 2 though 5 have made me realize I should never ever spawn or be involved in the naming of babies.
I think that really balances things out, don’t you? Once again Andrew and Krystal, congratulations! Speedy recovery to the mother.
Have fun kids! (you too Avery)
P.S. Andrew, this will probably be the last time I refer to Avery by name, she will be called by her appropriate title of “apprentice” henceforth.